It may be tough to get a girlfriend but it is even tougher to keep her happy. The guy has to put on various facades, pretend to appreciate everything about her and also criticize things she doesn’t like or believe in. There are trivial things that get more importance while the serious things aren’t even cared about. Maintaining a 'happy' girlfriend is an art by itself. There was this guy who had a tough time with his girlfriend. Their story goes like this…
Yes he was very happy when she said yes to him. But that was after so much deliberation. She was modern in her outlook. He was a fun-loving creature born to freak out and is never serious in anything he does. She liked the funny side of him but always feared his insincerity. He, well he liked her. (Does a guy need a reason to like a girl?) Life was fun till they started going out. She liked freaking out too. They decided to meet up everyday at 4pm in the Coffee Day outlet near her house. He was staying some 7kms away and was without any vehicle. So everyday he had to start pretty early.
Day one: He started at 3.30 sharp. Went to the bus stand. To his luck got a bus immediately. Only to find out that it takes a longer route to reach the destination. Heavy traffic and heavily crowded bus made the journey an ordeal for him. He gasped for breath when he got down. Shit!! He was late by 30 minutes. He ran to the coffee outlet. There she was sitting in the corner table looking as gorgeous as ever, at least according to him. With a smile across his face he sat opposite her. “Idiot! Why are you late?! Can’t you at least send a message? I have been waiting here for 35min! Useless creature! You put my mood off! ……” He was shocked when she blasted out at him. He tried convincing her, all in vein. They didn’t even drink coffee properly that day. He came home disappointed.
Day two: He started at 3 sharp. Went to the bus stand. The bus didn’t arrive. It took him ten minutes to get a bus. Alas! He got the same bus as the day before. The same conductor was staring at him! He was smart this time. He got down in the next stop and waited for the shorter route bus. It did come. But… He was late by 20 minutes when he reached the coffee outlet. She was sitting in the same corner table with a lovely face glamorized by the diligent use of make up. “Idiot! Useless! ………” He was furious when he reached home that day. What nonsense is this? Why can’t she understand?
Day three: He started at 3 sharp. This time he took an auto rickshaw straight. Yes never mind the money. She was more important. But the traffic was the same. Fuck! What the hell are these traffic policemen doing? Can’t they set the traffic right for once? Slowly he was moving towards his destination. It was one km away. Ten minutes to go. And as lady luck has her way, the auto rickshaw had one of its tyres punctured! He paid the driver and started looking for another. Not even one on sight. Desperate to go on time, he started running. With all his force he ran and he reached the coffee outlet on time. He looked at the corner table expecting to see her pleasing face. She wasn’t there. He waited. It was 4.10pm. She didn’t come. Suddenly he thought of something. He went out and hid himself in the shop nearby. She came at 4.15pm. He waited till it was 4.20 and went in. “Idiot! How dare you keep me waiting?! It’s been 20 minutes! I am seriously getting tired of you! Get lost ……” He begged and pleaded for pardon. She finally gave him one more chance. He went back home thinking. Bitch! Will teach her a lesson!!
Day four: He started at 2pm. Took an auto rickshaw and reached the place by 3pm. He wanted to be safe. He sat there in the outlet. The time was 4pm. She didn’t come. He was furious. Bitch! Will scold her like anything! How dare can she play this game with me? She came in at 4.15pm. “Wow! I know you’ll be on time dear. Love you so much! Come lets have coffee. You order today ……” He smiled. All the anger and all the things he had planned to say vanished on the sight of her. The date went well.
The moral(?!): Boys remain boys and girls remain girls…
P.S: None of these stories are related to the author and his life unless the post specifically has the label "My life".
8 comments:
In my opinion both the guy and the girl are highly manipulative! I don't understand why the guy agrees to meet the girl at a place so far away and keeps repeating the same mistake even when he knows he is doing his best and that it frustrates him! He needs to stop being tongue tied and abt it. If he cares that much about his lady love then time to talk to her and not catch a bus/auto or run to meet her and please her.The manipulative ways of the girl is too obvious to discuss and deserves no mention! ;-). Together they make a sad couple. No moral can be drawn from their story!
Nice blog :-). You seem to have a flair for descriptive writing esp when it comes to ppl. :-).
Super!
Lol
talk about the worst luck a guy could get
@yamini: gee thanks :) this is what happens when two immature people get along i guess.. just my imagination..
@charlie: Welcome to my blog :) keep reading!
ithuku pesaaama u could have told the guy's name is ars :) any ways nice post and the content is very true :)
nice bed time story for the young adult readers of ur blog !
@suren: well the guy's name is not ARS! thanks anyways :)
@kaushik: is that a compliment? if so thanks :)
aiyo! its not you no.. naa kevalama comment adichuten! all beacause the label was 'stories'
@yamini: hey why sudden doubt? no way related to me!! :)
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