Advice to all young men

CAUTION: The following post has many ideas that might affect the sentiments of a few. Reader discretion is advised.

New Year is around the corner. All the newspapers are carrying ads about New Year bashes with entry for couple only. V-day in 45 days. Feeling left out? Don’t want 2008 to be another year where you feel miserable and out of the world on V-day? Guys, here is a solution which can quell all your worries. Here is my guide on how to flatter and impress girls!! This compilation is based on all the experiences I have gained over the years and I am sure I’ll be heavily castigated by girls for letting out all the ‘secrets’. But my aim in life has always been ‘to help others and to do service!’ So here goes…………

The Beginning:
According to us there are two types of girls. Good-looking and Average-looking. Always remember that the average-looking girls are more tuned towards ‘settling down’ for they are unsure and afraid. The good-looking ones are more confident and they will wait. Lets assume that you have spotted the girl of your choice. Say you got introduced somehow. You either have her mobile number or you chat online. Though you wanted to know her only because of her looks, don’t let her realize that. Remember you are a stranger to her. So don’t try to get too close all of a sudden. It has to happen slowly. Don’t ever expect girls to start off messaging or chat. It will never happen. It’s for the guy to approach her first initially. And keep the limits. Just because she is continuing, don’t keep dragging a conversation forever. Stop it yourself by giving some excuse and believe me it will go down well with her. Don’t get too personal at first. Talk of things irrelevant to both of you. Impressing in short pulses is always better than trying too many things. And silently wait for the day she herself starts and gains some confidence in you…

Getting close and personal:
This is the most important part of a relationship. You are no more a stranger. She knows you and accepts you as a friend. Start slowly getting personal, about her likes, dislikes etc. One warning here, I am sure you guys would have done a background check on the girl by now. That doesn’t mean you should start flooding information about her to her. Don’t ever do this ‘I know your dad is a banker… your brother is in 12th na… how is poochu (pet dog) doing…’ This will start making her suspicious. It is always better to profess ignorance. Be a patient listener. Listen to all the nonsense she tells you and show her that you are genuinely interested in her life. And don’t keep praising other good-looking girls in front of her. It may look heroic but it will surely debilitate the relationship. And never ever portray yourself as someone whose only aim in life is breaking hymens! Start giving more time to her. And pray that she gets a cold or headache or whatever someday. That’s the best chance you might get to impress her that you really care. Offer any help that is required and make her think about you as a potential partner. You are now a good friend of hers and everyday she thinks about you…

The path ahead:
Now you have two choices. One, to get really close to her and continue the friendship forever. Or try to make her your life partner. Having known her for sometime its up to you to decide the path. If your choice is the latter, read on. Don’t get very close to her! If you want to make her as your girlfriend, give some distance between her and you. Don’t talk or be concerned for a few days. Make her miss you and your talks. Attacking a girl sentimentally is the best way to go about things. Let her conclude that you are her man and that she can’t live without you. And never worry about other guys in her life. You can outrace them easily any day. Now comes the tougher part. You have impressed her all right. But you have to impress her best friend now! That’s the irony with girls. The last say is always made by her best friend (who wont be all that great looking, pity you cant change girls even if you want to). So show your girl that you can be friendly with others also. Now, just go propose without thinking of things like whether the friendship will stay or not. Believe me it will, even if she rejects. And then if she accepts, she is all yours. Go jump and dance in joy for cracking CAT exam may be easy but cracking a girl is certainly not!!

I just hope I have given some valuable tips for you guys to approach a girl. Contact me in person for any personalized help. Start today and you’ll surely relish the New Year next year :)

The girls who are reading this and who want some advice to impress their opposite sex, well all I can say is ‘Be a girl!!’. It’s as simple and as complex as that!!